More than three years

Blending into the local flora and fauna so as to appear a native species.

Rhode Island, San Diego, Seattle, Coronado, Florida Keys, Hawaii, Cape Cod, Oxnard... you name it.

From a distance,you appear taller

Volume diffs one channel to another, that tail-gatin' SOB behind me and the sight-seeing SOB in front, televangelists who will take your grandma's last dollar in the name of Jeeezus, people who you hold the door for, and they walk through like that was your job, all those diddleheads on the road who have forgotten where the turn signals are, or like to make a few cellphone calls at various speeds and always in the wrong lane.