Your hostess will speak to you with a french accent, so if you close your eyes, you'll feel as if you're walking along the champs-elysees until you clumsily bump into the counter and knock over a bottle of ketcup.

Seriously, you'll feel like you're eating at a nice place in Palo Alto. My friends and I enjoyed our meals very much. My omelet was well cooked and stuffed with fresh ingredients. The hash browns had a yummy crisp exterior and the coffee was better than average. Come to think of it, I don't know why I'm writing a positive review because now there's the possiblility that more people will go to this place and I'll have to wait longer for a TABLE the next time.

Never mind folks, the food's not that great - just eat a bowl of cereal at home. If you do head out and are in a rush, there a place next door that doesn't look bad either.