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            <description><![CDATA[Ok, this is simply just too odd. You can now get a portible male urinal shaped like a golf club to allow you to take a wizz "without any embarassment" in plain daylight on the middle of the golf course. Hmmm, maybe the odd shape of the handle and the strange sight of a golf club with a towel attached to it could be a dead giveaway, ya think? <br><br>Anyway, it&#39;s supposed to resemble a standard 7 iron. I recommend that if you use the UroClub that you take your regular 7 iron out just in case you accidentally pick out the wrong 7 iron. <br><a href='http://www.uroclub.org/details.html' target='_blank'>http://www.uroclub.org/details.html</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[&quot;Urgency&quot; Messin With Your Swing? Try UroClub]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Jun 2008 05:32:20 PDT]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[This has got to be one of the craziest stories I&#39;ve heard in a while. <br><br><b>NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A happily married couple in northern India got the shock of their lives when they learnt they had divorced 10 years ago, the Times of India reported on Tuesday.</b><br><br>It turns out the woman&#39;s brother-in-law, a lawyer, forged the divorce papers. He denies any wrongdoing. <br><br>As always, most Reuters stories are short but sweet so view the link yourself for the full story.<a href='http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0335688320080603?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69' target='_blank'>http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnough...oughNews&rpc=69</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Couple &quot;divorced without knowledge&quot;]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[This website is hilarious and really depressing at the same time. It&#39;s a faux shopping website and unlike most shopping websites, it&#39;s not supposed to help you save money. Your task is to see how many things, people, islands, etc. that you can buy if you have the estimated cost of the Iraq occupation to flush down the drain.<br><br>So gentlemen and ladies, start your pocketbooks. <a href='http://www.3trillion.org/' target='_blank'>http://www.3trillion.org/</a><br>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[What Would You Buy with 3 Trillion Dollars?]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 12 May 2008 08:17:49 PDT]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[They have the oddest but amusing stories on Google (if you personalize the page to include Odd News from Reuters.) This <a href='http://today.reuters.com/News/ArticleBlog.aspx?type=technologyNews&w1=B7ovpm21IaDoL40ZFnNfGe&w2=B82x9Ksc5UNVzDjpITcIrRbi&src=blogBurst_technologyNews&bbPostId=BziAjE8MY3PgCz2P2YKp38ce1B7JPu9Lqu63HAdLBZGNnMYh&bbParentWidgetId=B9TtxIkobbLVBgDsLF1sak8' target='_blank'>blog post</a> about Kyrgyzstan declaring itself Santa’s new home is kinda funny. Engineers declared that Santa&#39;s Christmas route would be more efficient if it started in Kyrgyzstan. Said blogger says, "Excuse me? Have you heard many complaints about Santa’s so-called inefficiency? I haven’t. If Kyrgyzstan is so well located, why don’t lots of world tours already start there? Plus, if  Kyrgyz officials are so smart, why don’t they a.) get some full-time vowels in their name and b.) declare themselves the new home of Paris Hilton or somebody else who’s in the news all year round?"]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Santa, you’re movin’ to a place you can’t spell…]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Jan 2008 11:50:03 PST]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Well, I guess now we&#39;ve seen it all. If you lose a glove, there&#39;s a website where you can go to find it. It&#39;s only running in Pittsburgh, PA right now though, but the woman who runs it hopes to expand it soon. <br><br>I wouldn&#39;t hold my breath to see this work as the next untapped craze or business model of the Internet though. The woman who runs the site is an art student and it sounds like the website may be as much of an art project as it is a service. Gloves are collected at drop off points or mailed in to her and she photographs them and posts them online. You&#39;d have to have a lot of time on your hands to do this on a long term basis.<br><br>It&#39;s still very amusing though. BTW, has anyone seen a black wrist length microfleece glove with rubberized patches on the palm and fingers? The wrist is stitched with a logo that says "EMS." I dropped it when getting out off my car in Downtown Palo Alto about five years ago. <!--emo&;)--><img src=&#39;http://www.socialwave.net/main/html/emoticons/wink.gif&#39; border=&#39;0&#39; style=&#39;vertical-align:middle&#39; alt=&#39;wink.gif&#39; /><!--endemo--><br><br>Anyway here&#39;s the site.<br><br><strong>One Cold Hand</strong><a href='http://www.onecoldhand.com/' target='_blank'>http://www.onecoldhand.com/</a><br><br>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Lose a Glove (in Pittsburgh, PA)? Find it Online]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:36:22 PST]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Honey, please go check the back door. I think that you forgot to lock it. And while you are up, put out the cat and the trash... <br><br><br>I hate to be coarse -- but What the F***! Locks on the White House doors? Does the President carry a key to the front door -- the most powerful person in the Free World?<br><br>Ain&#39;t there armed Secret Service stationed 24/7?<br><br>I saw a photo earlier of a door in the background -- and when I came across this photo in US News I just had to save it!]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Honey, please go check the back door...]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Dec 2007 11:31:47 PST]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[All things come to an end and it looks like the time of day service that has been offered by one company or another since 1929 is ending. On Sept 19th, you will no longer get the time of day when you call POP-CORN in Northern California. Or 853-XXXX in Southern California. <br><br>The move will allow AT&T to retire aging equipment that they said can no longer be repaired. Probably more importantly, it allows for 300,000 phone numbers to be freed up. <br><br>While I&#39;m saddened to hear of this bit of comfort technology getting put out to pasture, it&#39;s interesting to read about the device that is used to produce the time recordings. It&#39;s not digitized. It&#39;s some funky series of drums that turn and churn out the recorded time. <br><br><a href='http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-lazarus29aug29,0,7634434.column?coll=la-home-center' target='_blank'>LA Times: Time of day calling it quits at AT&T</a><br><a href='http://www.sacbee.com/101/story/353643.html' target='_blank'>Sacramento Bee: No more dialing &#39;POPCORN&#39; to get time after Sept. 19</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[No More POP-CORN After Sept 19th - AT&T Time Service Ending]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:08:16 PDT]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Oh no! <!--emo&;(--><img src=&#39;http://www.socialwave.net/main/html/emoticons/weep.gif&#39; border=&#39;0&#39; style=&#39;vertical-align:middle&#39; alt=&#39;weep.gif&#39; /><!--endemo--> Another sign that newspapers are dying...<br><br>"Publisher American Media Inc. said on Tuesday <a href='http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSKUA54703320070725' target='_blank'>it will stop printing the Weekly World News</a>, which for 28 years gleefully chronicled the exploits of alien babies, animal-human hybrids and dead celebrities."<br><br>Though I was not an avid reader, I could always rely on the WWW for a good laugh when I was standing in line at the grocery store. The claims were just so outrageous that they were laugh-out-loud funny. <br><br>How could you not be entertained by the stories about Bat Boy?<br><br>"Bat Boy, the half-bat, half-human child found in a cave, was a regular feature. After the September 11 attacks, the tabloid reported he had been enlisted in the hunt for Osama bin Laden because of his special cave-dwelling skills."<br><br>So maybe Bat Boy wasn&#39;t that good because they haven&#39;t found Osama yet. <!--emo&:P--><img src=&#39;http://www.socialwave.net/main/html/emoticons/tongue.gif&#39; border=&#39;0&#39; style=&#39;vertical-align:middle&#39; alt=&#39;tongue.gif&#39; /><!--endemo--> <br><br>I only bought two issues of the WWW several years ago. I remember that I felt gypped because they had actually recycled an advice column (they printed the exact same one a few weeks apart). I didn&#39;t read the WWW often enough to see if they did that all the time, but I suspect that they do. The print version will cease but the online version will live on. I suspect they will be recycling a lot more stories as well.]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Weekly World News to close (aliens not blamed!)]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<strong>Disconnected: Sprint Boots Customers for Complaining<br>Frequent Whiners Told to Take Their Cell Phone Account Down the Street</strong><br><br>I saw this on Good Morning America today. Here&#39;s the <a href='http://abcnews.go.com/Business/Consumer/story?id=3361743&page=1' target='_blank'>web link</a>.<br><br>1,000 customers were sent a Dear John letter for excessive complaining. In some cases, according to the article, “’there were a small number that had been calling us over a period of six to 12 months, sometimes 300 times a month,’ Sprint spokeswoman Roni Singleton told ABCNEWS.com”<br><br>For those dumped, early termination fees were waived, any balances were set to zero, and customers were given a month to find a new carrier before service is shut off.<br><br>One woman said her calls were due a recurring billing error. She had to call several times because she kept getting transferred and was frequently hung up on. I only know one person who has Sprint (most of my friends have AT&T/Cingular, as do I) and he agrees that their customer service is  horrible. It’s too bad because their actual cell service is pretty good. But god help you if you have a problem. <br><br>Judging from the comments on ABC’s forum, it seems that most of the Sprint customers have to call so often because their seemingly-simple problems remain unresolved. I’ve got to say this sounds like a really bad business move on Sprint’s part, but I also have to say that anyone who has to call 300 times a month should just switch carriers. Like with any bad breakup, I think Sprint is doing these 1,000 customers a favor. I say, “Good riddance”. <br>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Disconnected: Sprint Boots Customers for Complaining]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 10 Jul 2007 07:21:08 PDT]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Here are a few extreme money-saving tips from the Motley Fool&#39;s Living Below Your Means discussion board that I found amusing:<br><br>Jennlee222: I&#39;ve sold my hair on eBay (Nasdaq: EBAY - News). People think that&#39;s weird.<br><br>MeiraMeira: I primarily shower at my gym. I don&#39;t pay the water bill at my apartment, but I do pay to heat it, so why should I?!<br><br>WendyBG: I fix things. For example, when the cord in our 45-year-old Venetian blinds wore out, I bought new cord, disassembled them, and restrung them. Good for another 45 years.<br><br>They&#39;re actually pulled from an <a href='http://news.yahoo.com/s/fool/20070427/bs_fool_fool/117768237805' target='_blank'>article</a> underscoring the importance of investing your savings.]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Extreme Money-Saving Tips]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:15:01 PDT]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Finally, the cause of global warming...<br><a href='http://www.nctexasbirds.com/images/hot_news.jpg' target='_blank'>http://www.nctexasbirds.com/images/hot_news.jpg</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Global warming caused by daylight savings]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:21:28 PDT]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[This guy has to be the new poster child for having too much time on his hands. This guy, Tony Alleyne, decorated his entire apartment to look like scenes from the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek: The New Generation series. He started it after he got divorced and now he&#39;s selling his creation on eBay. Incredible...<br><br>LINK: <a href='http://www.electronichouse.com/article/studio_apartment_transformed_into_star_trek_shrine/C154' target='_blank'>Apartment Transformed into Star Trek Shrine</a><br><a href='http://good-times.webshots.com/album/556186106XjZSzz' target='_blank'>http://good-times.webshots.com/album/556186106XjZSzz</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Sci-Fi Interior Designer Auctioning Off His Star Trek Decor]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[CNN just posted an article about face blindness. I have never heard of this condition. <br><br>CNN breaks it down like this:<br><br>• Face blindness is an impairment in the ability to recognize faces<br>• Sufferers are usually able to see facial features but not retain them <br>• As many as one in 50 people may have some form, researchers theorize<br><a href='http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/02/02/face.blindness/index.html' target='_blank'>http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/...ness/index.html</a><br><br>I sometimes don&#39;t recognize people but that&#39;s because I only met them for less than 60 seconds, and it&#39;s usually at a party so it&#39;s dark. I don&#39;t see them again for months, and their hairstyle has changed, they might be wearing different amounts of makeup, and hopefully they are wearing different clothes.]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Face blindness]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:32:36 PST]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[Woo hoo! My news article of the year is out again! It&#39;s the 101 Dumbest Moments in Business List by Business 2.0 full of ideas so ridiculously stupid and naive that you would have thought we were still right smack in the years of the Internet bubble.<br><br><strong><a href='http://money.cnn.com/galleries/2007/biz2/0701/gallery.101dumbest_2007/index.html?cnn=yes' target='_blank'>Link: Business 2.0 - 101 Dumbest Moments in Business 2006</a></strong><br><br>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Business 2.0&#39;s Dumbest Moments in Business 2006]]></title>
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            <pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:02:29 PST]]></pubDate>
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            <description><![CDATA[As if the whole AT&T / Cingular takeover, re-takeover ordeal wasn&#39;t confusing enough, it appears that AT&T has decided that they&#39;re going to phase out the name Cingular in favor of good ol fashioned AT&T.<br><br><strong><a href='http://money.cnn.com/2007/01/12/news/companies/bc.att.cingular.reut/index.htm?cnn=yes' target='_blank'>Link: AT&T ending Cingular name on wireless (CNN/Money)</a></strong><br><br>I don&#39;t recall how this whole soap opera unfolded. Maybe someone can help fill in the blanks or correct me.<ul><li>Cingular Buys AT&T Wireless and to my dismay, I turn on my AT&T phone one day and it says "Cingular" on it and it promptly stops working right</li><li>The AT&T Mothership eventually buys Bell South, which owns Cingular</li><li>Now AT&T decides that it costs too much to promote Cingular, so they&#39;re phasing out the Cingular name</li></ul>To make matters even more entertaining, they&#39;re making the switch gradual and for some months, they&#39;ll brand stuff with both the Cingular and AT&T logos. <br><br>Uh, all I can say is "WHATEVER".]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[AT&amp;T Hits Rewind on the Cingular Name]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[O.k., folks, Father Guido Sarducci is back and he&#39;s baaaaaaad!  Some of you may remember the comedian Don Novello and his character, Father Guido Sarducci, who used to appear in skits on Saturday Night Live.<br><br>The San Francisco Chronicle featured an article today about Father Guido&#39;s latest song release, which is being advertised as the worst Christmas song ever. It really made me laugh - I hope you enjoy it, too.<br><br>The article:<a href='http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/18/DDGLAN0IM11.DTL' target='_blank'>http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c...DDGLAN0IM11.DTL</a><br><br>The song:<a href='http://www.sfgate.com:80/blogs/sounds/sfgate/chroncast/2006/12/14/Xmas_Bulbs.MP3' target='_blank'>http://www.sfgate.com:80/blogs/sounds/sfga.../Xmas_Bulbs.MP3</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[The Worst Christmas Song of All Time]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[This webpage that I ran across the other day is both really funny and sad at the same time. The last time we posted for a roommate on Craigslist, we got almost nothing but replies from scammers looking to pull a quick bank fraud trick on us. I thought that was about as low as it got, but it gets better.<br><br>Apparently, the same trick is being pulled on animal sales. I ran into this website called the "Cowboy Way Classifieds" that specializes in Cowboy stuff, especially horses. They have a page dedicated to exposing common scams that scammers use to defraud the rodeo boys out of horses and money.<br><br><strong>CowboyWay Scam Alerts for Sellers and Buyers:</strong><br><a href='http://www.cowboyway.com/ads/index.php?a=28&b=142' target='_blank'>link:http://www.cowboyway.com/ads/index.php?a=28&b=142</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Stealing Horses, a New Low in Online Scams]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[I&#39;m sure this guy was just inspired by the strategic feat of brilliance engineered by the NASA Mars Rover team when they resorted to driving one of the rovers backwards after one of its front wheels went gimp on them. <br><br>He only made it 12 miles of the 300 miles to his destination before police stopped him doing 40 mph on a remote highway. Even if he got there safely, I just can&#39;t imagine the magnitude of head, neck, and back pain the guy would have ended up with. I think they make people pretend to drive backwards for only 100 miles at CIA secret prisons.<br><br><a href='http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15163585/' target='_blank'>LINK: Australian tries to drive 310 miles in reverse (AP)</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Australian Man Tries to Drive 300 Miles In Reverse]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[This is absolutely unbelievable. There&#39;s this guy named Willard Wigen in Birmingham, England, who makes micro sculptures. He literally turns things as small as grains of sugar or dust particles into artwork. His work requires so much concentration and stillness that he has to first meditate to slow his heartbeat down so he can sculpt in between heartbeats since his movements need to be THAT precise. There&#39;s a few pics attached of his work that was taken from snopes.com where this article that I&#39;m going to reference is found. <br><br><a href='http://www.snopes.com/photos/arts/microscopic.asp' target='_blank'>LINK: Willard Wigen - Microscopic Art (snopes.com)</a><br><br>If I would have seen this on any other site, I would have instantly declared it a hoax. Can you believe it?!?]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Artist Designs Microscopic Sculptures Invisible to Naked Eye]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Time for very random thoughts... All of a sudden I&#39;m struck with a long supressed curiosity about those X-Ray glasses that were always advertised in Comic Books and sold in novelty shops. I never got a pair and I briefly donned a pair owned by a friend in elementary school. <br><br>Since I&#39;m sure I&#39;m not the only one who has this recurring curiosity, here&#39;s a web page that I found that supposedly explains how those X-Ray glasses worked. <br><a href='http://www.blamepro.com/how/how4.htm' target='_blank'>http://www.blamepro.com/how/how4.htm</a>]]></description>
            <title><![CDATA[Old School &quot;Comic Book&quot; X-Ray Glasses]]></title>
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